{"id":7458,"date":"2022-07-13T09:13:15","date_gmt":"2022-07-13T09:13:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.playretrogames.com\/news\/uncategorized\/why-is-ubisoft-throwing-assassins-creed-the-worst-birthday-party-ever\/"},"modified":"2022-07-13T09:13:17","modified_gmt":"2022-07-13T09:13:17","slug":"why-is-ubisoft-throwing-assassins-creed-the-worst-birthday-party-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.playretrogames.com\/news\/thegamer-originals\/why-is-ubisoft-throwing-assassins-creed-the-worst-birthday-party-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Is Ubisoft Throwing Assassin’s Creed The Worst Birthday Party Ever?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Have you ever been to a party where you were expecting to have a great time, but for one reason or another, the evening got away from you and all you wanted to do was go home and sleep? Maybe it was a different scene to the one you expected: too young, too old, too high brow, too low brow. Maybe the music was bad, or it wasn\u2019t an open bar as promised, or the buffet was all salad and pastries you didn\u2019t really understand. Maybe someone brought their partner and they ruined everything. Maybe your social battery just died in the middle of it and you wanted to leave. Anyway, that\u2019s how I feel about the Assassin\u2019s Creed<\/a> 15th anniversary celebrations.<\/p>\n

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Have you ever been to a party where you were expecting to have a great time, but for one reason or another, the evening got away from you and all you wanted to do was go home and sleep? Maybe it was a different scene to the one you expected: too young, too old, too […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7459,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-thegamer-originals"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.playretrogames.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.playretrogames.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.playretrogames.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.playretrogames.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.playretrogames.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7458"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.playretrogames.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7458\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7460,"href":"https:\/\/www.playretrogames.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7458\/revisions\/7460"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.playretrogames.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.playretrogames.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.playretrogames.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.playretrogames.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}